UNDERCURRENT
Go Sports Go!
Saturday, March 5th
10pm til 3am
COVID-19 vaccination required
GET YOUR TICKET AT
TICKETS.UNDERCURRENT.WTF
BATTER UP and HUT HUT HIKE!
It's March Madness time, and we definitely know that has something to do with sports! Put on your jockstraps, kneepads, jockstraps, uniforms, jockstraps, cleats, jockstraps, and jockstraps, and get ready to PLAY BALLS!
Is this a SPORTS GEAR PARTY? SURE! WHY THE FUCK NOT? Come wearing sports gear, or don't! Do whatever you want! I'm not your dad!
Live your full locker room fantasy in our two-floor dungeon play space that we don't have the budget or energy to convert into a locker room, so use your goddamn imagination! Have you ever wanted to get aggressively dicked down by an entire football team? Will that happen to you at this party? We cannot legally guarantee that for you, but you can sure try!
ATTEMPT YOUR BEST TOUCHDOWN DANCE TO DJ SEAN STRAYNGE's THUMPING BEATS!
That's right, bitches, we got a live DJ this time, y'all gonna hear some real good fuck music, it's gonna be great.
WE GONNA BE BLOWING SOMETHING AND IT'S NOT THE REF'S WHISTLE
$20
(Suggested donation; no one turned away for lack of funds)
Register and get your ticket at
tickets.undercurrent.wtf
If you forget to get your ticket in advance you can do it on your phone at the door.
It's okay. We know you're a mess.
18+ (ID required)
PROOF OF COVID-19 VACCINE REQUIRED
All gender
Undercurrent is a sex-positive event for queer people from age 18 to 40.
People over 40 must be sponsored by a younger attendee.
Previous Undercurrent attendees over 40 may come back without a sponsor.
The Darkroom
1201 Mazant St
New Orleans
Google Maps thinks it's 4119 Marais St
Entrance through the gate around the corner on Marais and up the stairs in the courtyard
Soft drinks included
Clothes check available
No alcohol at this event
This is a not-for-profit party
Additional donations are appreciated and sexy!
BE A HEALTHY HO
Free condoms available
Please don't bareback unless you're on PrEP or undetectable
Get tested before and after this shit for fucksakes
we are not responsible for verifying that attendees are free of sexually transmissible infectionspractice safer sex at your own risk
CONSENT IS SEXY
Take a glowstick bracelet if you don't mind being touched without asking.
Talk to anyone wearing a glowstick hanging from their neck if you feel unsafe and we'll kick whoever fucked with you out on their ass
(See illustrations below)
NO GLOW?
ASK FIRST.
Before you grab your fellow cute attendee's junk, ask them if they're okay with it!
Asking verbally is always safest, but if you wanna do the non-verbal thing where you reach for the dick and make eye contact, at least wait for an enthusiastic nod.
GLOW WRIST?
GO FOR IT!
On the other hand, if you see anyone wearing a glowstick on the wrist, just fuckin go to town on 'em. They're asking for it.
NO STILL MEANS NO however. People who mark themselves as a Glow Ho are inviting you to start without asking permission, but if they tell you to stop, you gotta fuckin stop.
Event Staff will be wearing glowsticks around their necks.
The neck glowstick means they're here to help you, but NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT WAY.
Look at the WRIST to determine who you can just indiscriminately play grab-ass with.
Keep touching your fellow Undercurrenters in our Facebook group!
Chat. Share memes. Ask the organizers if they need volunteers and have them say "nah we're fine" but really they're not fine they just all have anxiety and never know how to ask for help because their parents made them feel like they were burdens all the time. Make friends.
Also follow our social media shit
⚖️ LEGAL BULLSHIT ⚖️
UNDERCURRENT is a MEMBERS-ONLY PRIVATE EVENT and is not open to the public.
It is open only to members of Dumb Twinks United Local 42069, a radical labor union of dumb twinks banding together to demand rights for bottoms. We are legally required to tell you that this is a joke, and we are actually a social club, not a labor union of dumb twinks.
You can become a member at the door. Membership is also open to dumb bears, dumb otters, or dumbasses of any body type. Smart gays can fuck off.
Your optional donation is to recoup expenses for renting our space and running events. It is not payment for or a guarantee of sexual activity. We reserve the right to refuse entry and membership to anyone.
Pancakes.