UNDERCURRENT
July In Christmas!
Friday, December 17th
10pm til 3am
COVID-19 vaccination required
GET YOUR TICKET AT
TICKETS.UNDERCURRENT.WTF
'Tis the season to say shit like, "'Tis the season!"
The weather's getting colder, bars and retail store alike are playing Mariah Carey on loop, and every goddamn circuit party from New Orleans to New York to LA to Chicago to Seattle to Miami is posting "SEASON'S BREEDINGS!" on Instagram, pretending they all came up with it first.
Fuck this bullshit, we're doing a sunglasses and speedos party.
Come stumble around our low-lit dungeon and accidentally grab the sunscreen instead of the lube! Quench your thirst with fruity cocktails and fruity cock! Get flogged to the beat of a bunch of sun-soaked Katy Perry songs! Pretend your nipples aren't the hardest part of your body in this fucking weather!
WEAR YOUR SEXIEST SWIMSUIT AND GET $1 OFF ENTRY
But wait, isn't it suggested donation? Couldn't you just pay $1 less anyway?
OKAY FINE, WE SUGGEST $1 OFF ENTRY IF YOU'RE WEARING A SWIMSUIT
Oh come on, that's fucking stupid. Give me a real incentive.
WHATEVER OKAY, FREE DRINKS IF YOU DRESS ACCORDING TO THE THEME
Drinks are already free.
HOLY SHIT JUST WEAR A GODDAMN SPEEDO OR SOMETHING, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
$15
(Suggested donation; no one turned away for lack of funds)
Register and get your ticket at
tickets.undercurrent.wtf
If you forget to get your ticket in advance you can do it on your phone at the door.
It's okay. We know you're a mess.
18+ (ID required)
PROOF OF COVID-19 VACCINE REQUIRED
All gender
Undercurrent is a sex-positive event for queer people from age 18 to 40.
People over 40 must be sponsored by a younger attendee.
Previous Undercurrent attendees over 40 may come back without a sponsor.
Take advantage of the FUCK CHRISTMAS 3-for-2 Weekend Deal at The Darkroom
Come back for our friends' party AntichristMass the night after, Saturday Dec 18th, and get a FREE +1 when you show your Undercurrent ticket!
More info on their Facebook event
(Note that AntichristMass is 21+ BYOB)
Community Darkroom
1201 Mazant St
New Orleans
Google Maps thinks it's 4119 Marais St
Entrance through the gate around the corner on Marais and up the stairs in the courtyard
Soft drinks included
Clothes check available
No alcohol at this event
This is a not-for-profit party
Additional donations are appreciated and sexy!
BE A HEALTHY HO
Free condoms available
Please don't bareback unless you're on PrEP or undetectable
Get tested before and after this shit for fucksakes
we are not responsible for verifying that attendees are free of sexually transmissible infectionspractice safer sex at your own risk
CONSENT IS SEXY
Take a glowstick bracelet if you don't mind being touched without asking.
Talk to anyone wearing a glowstick hanging from their neck if you feel unsafe and we'll kick whoever fucked with you out on their ass
(See illustrations below)
NO GLOW?
ASK FIRST.
Before you grab your fellow cute attendee's junk, ask them if they're okay with it!
Asking verbally is always safest, but if you wanna do the non-verbal thing where you reach for the dick and make eye contact, at least wait for an enthusiastic nod.
GLOW WRIST?
GO FOR IT!
On the other hand, if you see anyone wearing a glowstick on the wrist, just fuckin go to town on 'em. They're asking for it.
NO STILL MEANS NO however. People who mark themselves as a Glow Ho are inviting you to start without asking permission, but if they tell you to stop, you gotta fuckin stop.
Event Staff will be wearing glowsticks around their necks.
The neck glowstick means they're here to help you, but NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT WAY.
Look at the WRIST to determine who you can just indiscriminately play grab-ass with.
Keep touching your fellow Undercurrenters in our Facebook group!
Chat. Share memes. Ask the organizers if they need volunteers and have them say "nah we're fine" but really they're not fine they just all have anxiety and never know how to ask for help because their parents made them feel like they were burdens all the time. Make friends.
Also follow our social media shit
⚖️ LEGAL BULLSHIT ⚖️
UNDERCURRENT is a MEMBERS-ONLY PRIVATE EVENT and is not open to the public.
It is open only to members of Dumb Twinks United Local 42069, a radical labor union of dumb twinks banding together to demand rights for bottoms. We are legally required to tell you that this is a joke, and we are actually a social club, not a labor union of dumb twinks.
You can become a member at the door. Membership is also open to dumb bears, dumb otters, or dumbasses of any body type. Smart gays can fuck off.
Your optional donation is to recoup expenses for renting our space and running events. It is not payment for or a guarantee of sexual activity. We reserve the right to refuse entry and membership to anyone.
Pancakes.